Just A Bunch Of Random Stuff

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kittehkats

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

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     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

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     “You can not train a cat”

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     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

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     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

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     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

mystisnykoto

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

keelime-pies

Cats also grieve.
This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.

bettsplendens

One of our cats comes and sleeps next to me when he sees that I’m not feeling well. If he’s in the kitchen when I come down for food with cramps or with a cold, he’ll follow me back upstairs and lay down on me and purr.

Cats are aloof animals who don’t put up with nonsense, will defend their boundaries with claws, and sometimes like to push things down to see what happens, but they aren’t jerks.

beautifulterriblequeen

Anonymous asked:

What about a Mulan AU where Ethari takes his father place between the assassins and tries to hide his weak connection with the moon arcanum?

beautifulterriblequeen answered:

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  • Ethari would be exactly the elf who’d figure out how to clamber up the pole using those two giant metal coins on his wrists
  • his natural creativity in finding ways around a weaker magic ability make him more mentally flexible, so he’s the one who comes up with all the clever plans that save the day
  • he builds the rocket that blows up the snow cliff and buries the Huns
  • he’s also uncomfortable when everyone around him is singing about “a girl worth fighting for”
  • the “my biggest sw-ord” guy is Chien Po
  • Barius the baker is Yao
  • Soren is Ling
  • Mushu looks like Zym but he’s voiced by Paula Burrows as a cross between Rayla and Berto
  • Harrow plays the emperor and goes around saying wise things and making terrible emperor jokes
  • Runaan is exactly as awkward as Shang is about compliments and love
  • he’s also exactly as likely to shed his shirt for zero reason at all
  • I really need to hear Jason Simpson call Runaan “pretty boy”
  • also Runaan singing “Let’s Get Down to Business” please
  • and Ethari kicking him in the face and him being impressed, I mean, that’s canon right
  • Shan Yu is Aaravos, with the black eyes and golden irises, I mean come on
  • also with all the power one-liners and the stalking around, it’s perfect, a buff stabby Aaravos
  • Mushu Berto!Rayla does all kinds of Moon magic on the down low and hides under Ethari’s scarf so he seems as powerful as the other elves, but eventually Ethari realizes he has to trust himself instead of lying to Runaan and the others, so he starts being clever and holding his own
  • bring on the hurt/comfort when Ethari gets wounded saving Runaan’s life, and Runaan tends to him
  • Ethari kisses him in the tent and Runaan’s not ready for his feels so he tells Ethari he’s off the mission and kicks him out
  • but Ethari knows Aaravos is coming for Harrow, so he rushes to save him alone
  • Runaan and his crew get in lots of epic fighting when they show up, but Runaan’s secretly trying to protect Ethari the whole time
  • the only way to take out Aaravos is with a trap filled with explosive magical fireworks, and Ethari’s ready to be the bait, but at the last second, Runaan swoops in and saves him, and Aaravos is blown to stardust
  • Ethari earns his medal for saving Xadia, and all of the Silvergrove is so proud of him
  • Runaan is invited to stay for dinner and decides to stay forever
elvenbeard
redgoldsparks

My latest comic for The Nib was written by my friend Mike Thompson- it’s his first published comics work! 

The Nib has been a steady source of income and a huge support to me and many other indie cartoonists for years. They publish amazing work, but will be cut loose by their financial backer in July. You can read the official post about it from editor Matt Bors here.  They are still running their kickstarter-funded print magazine, but have to put digital publishing on hiatus until they figure out their next steps. If you’ve been thinking about supporting their membership program, now would be a good time. They have levels from $2 to $40 per month. I really don’t want this to be my last Nib piece! 

instagram / patreon / portfolio / the nib / etsy

ruffboijuliaburnsides

you know what, THIS is how you address historical queer folks of all stripes in a respectful way. you refer to them the way they chose to be referred to, and you say “it’s impossible to know how they would’ve identified in today’s society, but they’re part of our history regardless”.

elvenbeard
elvenbeard

A couple of rough concept sketches for a town in Ivendarea by the name of Stendell. Once not much more than the location of a small mine it had been long abandoned, was then rediscovered, and is now a growing and blooming centre of craftsmanship, famous for its blacksmith works.

Read more on Stendell on Worldanvil

Support the making of an Ivendarea Art- and Lorebook on Patreon.com/Elvenbeard and get access to WIPs, full-resulotion illustrations, lineart to colour, and other goodies! :D

Source: elvenbeard
minervamagooglie
ineffable-bastard-crowley

Crowley tries to play a prank and it backfires.

Crowley: *gives Aziraphale a bunch of snake eggs in a habitat* Hells called, take care of our children ‘till I get back

Aziraphale: ????!!!!!

Crowley: *comes back a week later* wh-What is this.

Aziraphale: *has hand knitted jumpers for the baby snakes, got a much larger habitat that has taken up a sizeable portion of the shop, and has hung a picture of Crowley in said habitat, so that the snakes imprint on him* ah yes, well you see, they hatched, and I didn’t terribly want to name them while you weren’t here, as it’s something parents should both be present for, and - Crowley. Crowley dear are you crying?

kedreeva

I cannot tell what is funnier to me

the idea that Aziraphale, more bird than snake, thinks baby snakes need something to imprint on

or the idea that snake eggs just put into a habitat w/o incubation wouldn’t actually hatch, and Crowley wouldn’t have hurt babies just to pull a prank, implying that he handed Aziraphale fake eggs and Aziraphale, not wanting Crowley to be disappointed and assuming Crowley did not know, acquired real snake eggs/babies in order for Crowley to have something to come home to

minervamagooglie

I mean, knowing how things work for Angels and Demons in GO, I think the most likely scenario is that Crowley gave Aziraphale fake/unfertilized eggs, but they hatched anyway *because Aziraphale expected them to*

So Crowley comes home to a bunch of snakes that definitely Should Not Be, and Aziraphale is just lovingly knitting them misshapen sweaters, completely oblivious to the idea that this was Not the Expected Outcome

daihell
ofvisitorsthefairest

Small physical things that give your characters personality

  • How they smile
  • What their “tell” is for lying
  • Posture
  • Volume of speech, if they’re verbal
  • Nervous tics
  • How much eye contact do they make
  • In a group conversation, how close do they stand to others? Are they off to the side just listening and occasionally speaking or are they right next to people?
  • When standing, what do they do with their hands? Talk with their hands, cross their arms, put hands in pockets, prop up against the wall, etc
  • The sound of their footsteps
  • Nonverbal greetings: do they wave, nod, hug, glare, punch, high five, something else?
  • How do they get others’ attention? Raise hand, clear throat, etc
fancy--tuna

send me asks for these so i can use them for character building!